My college roommate slept with my boyfriend. After that, I shrank her clothes. She thought she was getting fat.
Beautiful revenge is beautiful.
You’re not going to bring me down anymore.
This ring symbolizes 4.5 years of my unhappiness from endless fights with you, not feeling good enough for you and not a single orgasm. The only thing you ever did for me was leave me.
There is no time I feel more alive than when my heart is breaking
I am dreading the day I see photos of your wedding on Facebook!
You are impossible to forget
“I found out he’d been cheating by reading his emails while he was out playing football and I was in his flat on his computer, so I got into his Facebook account (I already knew the password) and changed his status to ‘is a lying, cheating s**t’. Then I changed his relationship status to ‘single’ and, most cruelly, uploaded an awful unflattering photo of him as his new profile pic. He’s so vain – that really hurt!”
I found out that the guy I’d been dating for a month was actually engaged to someone else!
So, I looked up their wedding registry online and sent them a gift with a card wishing them the best.
I hope he thinks of me every time they use that sheet set!