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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>One secret will be posted a day until THE MISTRESSâS REVENGE comes out in June 2011 and you can read about the ultimate revenge!</description><title>REVENGE SECRETS</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @revengesecrets)</generator><link>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm4frgpDtY1qf9cizo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/6075886301</link><guid>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/6075886301</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jun 2011 13:11:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llhrfySAED1qiccwjo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/5832506025</link><guid>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/5832506025</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 09:41:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkxv7qtHwq1qdwkgdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/5344466260</link><guid>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/5344466260</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2011 19:40:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Before he broke up with me I made sure I had contact information for all of his closest friends and co-workers and started to date them one by one and on the second or third date I would tell short but horribly embarrassing stories about him. Over the next few weeks they all found out that he had a tendency to wet the bed if he drank too much at the bar the night before.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Thanks for sharing your revenge secret! We’ll be posting cocktail recipes for book clubs nights, so you can work in a stiff drink when you’re discussing THE MISTRESS’S REVENGE with your book group.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/3883161135</link><guid>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/3883161135</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2011 16:56:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Sometimes I call just to hear his voice… and then I hang...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lev0ddkqgf1qf9cizo1_r2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sometimes I call just to hear his voice… and then I hang up.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/2697544142</link><guid>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/2697544142</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 11:44:12 -0500</pubDate><category>secret</category><category>confession</category></item><item><title>My college roommate slept with my boyfriend. After that, I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhex6jw9fj1qcb7cqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My college roommate slept with my boyfriend. After that, I shrank her clothes. She thought she was getting fat.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://terriblypleased.tumblr.com/post/3594861600"&gt;terriblypleased&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Beautiful revenge is beautiful.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/3602101898</link><guid>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/3602101898</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2011 11:55:57 -0500</pubDate><category>revenge</category><category>secret</category></item><item><title>You’re not going to bring me down anymore.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgvj6bmbll1qck8fxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;You’re not going to bring me down anymore.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/3486007067</link><guid>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/3486007067</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2011 13:13:36 -0500</pubDate><category>confession</category><category>secret</category></item><item><title>This ring symbolizes 4.5 years of my unhappiness from endless...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgoi0meZxP1qfu1puo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This ring symbolizes 4.5 years of my unhappiness from endless fights with you, not feeling good enough for you and not a single orgasm. The only thing you ever did for me was leave me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thank you.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/3444908600</link><guid>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/3444908600</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2011 10:00:07 -0500</pubDate><category>confession</category><category>secret</category></item><item><title>There is no time I feel more alive than when my heart is...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgpwvcmwX51qzj9cgo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;There is no time I feel more alive than when my heart is breaking&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/3424336911</link><guid>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/3424336911</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2011 10:00:06 -0500</pubDate><category>secret</category><category>heartbreak</category></item><item><title>I am dreading the day I see photos of your wedding on Facebook!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgqh65kMwB1qfva7po1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I am dreading the day I see photos of your wedding on Facebook!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/3382013321</link><guid>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/3382013321</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Feb 2011 10:00:06 -0500</pubDate><category>secret</category></item><item><title>I think pets should be able to exact revenge on the freaks that...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgqyd7AoK31qerrcso1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I think pets should be able to exact revenge on the freaks that dress them&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/3363022811</link><guid>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/3363022811</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2011 10:00:07 -0500</pubDate><category>revenge</category></item><item><title>You are impossible to forget</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgqyv2PhJH1qbjoeio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;You are impossible to forget&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/3349095839</link><guid>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/3349095839</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2011 15:45:14 -0500</pubDate><category>secret</category></item><item><title>A very creative way a husband got revenge VIA GAWKER</title><description>&lt;a href="http://gawker.com/#!5748326/dont-put-your-wife-on-the-do+not+fly-list"&gt;A very creative way a husband got revenge VIA GAWKER&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/3182729490</link><guid>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/3182729490</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Feb 2011 12:11:00 -0500</pubDate><category>revenge</category></item><item><title>Confession of our faults is the next thing to innocence.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg60av3yhz1qb9mfeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Confession of our faults is the next thing to innocence.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/3181455394</link><guid>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/3181455394</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Feb 2011 10:00:06 -0500</pubDate><category>confession</category><category>secrets</category></item><item><title>I actually am really hurt that you said you loved me, then...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg7dznQ0ZQ1qb81m8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I actually am really hurt that you said you loved me, then CHANGED YOUR MIND&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/3164423426</link><guid>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/3164423426</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 10:40:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>When I found out my boyfriend was having an affair with one of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg1rk35g5N1qf9cizo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;When I found out my boyfriend was having an affair with one of his university students… I put a camcorder in his office and sent the tape to his dean. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ooops.. looks like everyone’s favorite professor’s next gig may be in Timbuktu.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/3087159319</link><guid>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/3087159319</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Feb 2011 10:12:03 -0500</pubDate><category>revenge secrets</category></item><item><title>“I found out he’d been cheating by reading his emails while he...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lflflzz6ij1qf9cizo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“I found out he’d been cheating by reading his emails while he was out playing football and I was in his flat on his computer, so I got into his Facebook account (I already knew the password) and changed his status to ‘is a lying, cheating s**t’. Then I changed his relationship status to ‘single’ and, most cruelly, uploaded an awful unflattering photo of him as his new profile pic. He’s so vain – that really hurt!”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/2927744144</link><guid>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/2927744144</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Jan 2011 14:32:23 -0500</pubDate><category>revenge</category><category>secret</category><category>confession</category></item><item><title>I found out that the guy I’d been dating for a month was...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfceqsqwaZ1qf9cizo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I found out that the guy I’d been dating for a month was actually engaged to someone else!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, I looked up their wedding registry online and sent them a gift with a card wishing them the best.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I hope he thinks of me every time they use that sheet set!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/2847498330</link><guid>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/2847498330</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2011 17:35:16 -0500</pubDate><category>secret</category><category>confession</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf9h2jR95T1qbyjcao1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/2830282352</link><guid>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/2830282352</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jan 2011 15:36:18 -0500</pubDate><category>secret</category></item><item><title>My boyfriend and I had rented a really remote cottage for a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf86rk8cHv1qf9cizo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My boyfriend and I had rented a really remote cottage for a romantic weekend away. This place was so cut off, it didn’t even have mobile reception. While we were snuggling in front of the fire one night, he decided to confess to having had a ‘major crush’ on a friend of mine a few months before. I think he thought it would bring us closer together. Was he nuts?  I grabbed the car keys, stormed out of the house and drove the 180 miles home in my pyjamas, leaving him there. The nearest village was a four mile walk. He was not impressed.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/2812010220</link><guid>http://revengesecrets.tumblr.com/post/2812010220</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jan 2011 10:52:32 -0500</pubDate><category>revenge</category><category>secrets</category></item></channel></rss>
