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Reblogged from atriabooks with 6 notes

Anonymous asked: Before he broke up with me I made sure I had contact information for all of his closest friends and co-workers and started to date them one by one and on the second or third date I would tell short but horribly embarrassing stories about him. Over the next few weeks they all found out that he had a tendency to wet the bed if he drank too much at the bar the night before.

Thanks for sharing your revenge secret! We’ll be posting cocktail recipes for book clubs nights, so you can work in a stiff drink when you’re discussing THE MISTRESS’S REVENGE with your book group.

Sometimes I call just to hear his voice… and then I hang up.

Sometimes I call just to hear his voice… and then I hang up.

My college roommate slept with my boyfriend. After that, I shrank her clothes. She thought she was getting fat.
terriblypleased:

Beautiful revenge is beautiful.

My college roommate slept with my boyfriend. After that, I shrank her clothes. She thought she was getting fat.

terriblypleased:

Beautiful revenge is beautiful.

Reblogged from terriblypleased with 5 notes / revenge secret

You’re not going to bring me down anymore.

You’re not going to bring me down anymore.

Reblogged from rachelfrancess with 10 notes / confession secret

This ring symbolizes 4.5 years of my unhappiness from endless fights with you, not feeling good enough for you and not a single orgasm. The only thing you ever did for me was leave me.
Thank you.

This ring symbolizes 4.5 years of my unhappiness from endless fights with you, not feeling good enough for you and not a single orgasm. The only thing you ever did for me was leave me.

Thank you.

There is no time I feel more alive than when my heart is breaking

There is no time I feel more alive than when my heart is breaking

I am dreading the day I see photos of your wedding on Facebook!

I am dreading the day I see photos of your wedding on Facebook!